Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Four minutes until I can fart!
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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