oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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