I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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