Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
