what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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