mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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