I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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