school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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