can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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