he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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