there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I will be naked everywhere
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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