Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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