How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
