please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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