My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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