his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Randomize
