I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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