my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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