for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Blood and glitter go together right?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
