I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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