...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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