We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
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