We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I am mentally ready for anal.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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