Whod you bang
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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