I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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