the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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