And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
The ass gains better be worth it
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