with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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