we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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