I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize
