She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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