she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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