My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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