Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
operation have a gay friend backfired
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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