i just google imaged poop.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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