I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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