I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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