Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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