By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Randomize