Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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