Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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