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(513): View more from Ohio

I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada

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(203): View more from Connecticut

i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..

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(517): View more from Michigan

On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out

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(408): View more from California

I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

How do u even exfoliate your vagina

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring

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