are you so shy because you have an std?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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