shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
you never un-have a 4some
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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