Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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