how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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