If i come over, it means nothing
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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