I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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