That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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