I don't usually arrange sex via text message
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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