the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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